do you ever just eat really good food and moan like your having an orgasm
do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat
how the pussy should be eaten:
- like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
- like the key to happiness is buried in there.
- like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
- like they heard the fountain of youth was in there.
- like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.
- like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.
Buy me lacy lingerie and flip the record to the B-side for me. That’s all I ask for.