the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
did you ever realize that you could just get up right now and start walking somewhere far far away and never come home again
there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take
how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got
Give yourself permission to immediately walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. Just trust what you feel.
Really just wanna smoke a couple of bowls rn