I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
"i bet you 20 bucks you wont kiss me"
either way i win this game
Are you fucking blogging while im licking your ear
The brain naturally craves 4 things: Food, Sex, Water and Sleep.
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
Where Zeppelin score over all the bands who’ve come up in their wake and endeavoured to emulate them is that they keep all the bases covered. Everything that’s part of the show is meticulously polished until it’s as good as it can possibly get. Nothing sags, nothing is second-rate, nothing is skimped. Every arrangement, every improvisation, the construction of every song or every solo – nothing is neglected. It’s simply good traditional British craftsmanship. The word “sloppy” is, for all practical purposes, not part of Led Zeppelin’s collective vocabulary.
reminder that i am accepting money 100% of the time
the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep